As you already know we’ve got launched into both the perfect highway journey of our lives, or the worst thought we’ve ever had, solely time will inform. We lastly bought on the highway, residing the RV Life about two months in the past with the intention of residing like hippies on their strategy to Woodstock. We weren’t going to emphasize about something ever once more, we had been simply going to wing it and make it up as we go, it was going to be a pleasant stress-free journey across the nation following 70 diploma good climate days. Simply Me, My Spouse, and Our Canine.
You hear tales like ours on a regular basis, possibly not from actual individuals you really meet, however undoubtedly on these cable journey channels. It’s often somebody who was once a butterfly photographer that simply bought their home for 1.5 Million, however not Actual individuals.
Sounds nice proper? Pile of money within the financial institution, wind in your hair as you go down the highway, flipping 1 / 4 at each cease signal to see which means you’re going subsequent…
Thus far it hasn’t gone like that in any respect.
My birthday is in early March, and in New Jersey which means generally you’re nice with only a sweatshirt for the day, and generally there’s two toes of snow for my birthday. This yr I don’t wish to be chilly. I’m bored with it. I haven’t been straightforward on my physique the previous 40 years, and the chilly jogs my memory of each single damage. No, This yr we aren’t freezing for my birthday, We’re going to be sitting on a seaside in Miami.
We booked a spot for a month from Valentines day to St Pats in Florida Metropolis in order that we had loads of time to discover the Keys, and Miami, and the Everglades, and simply not be chilly this winter. That is going to be good, we’ve got over a month to make it from Jersey to Florida, greater than sufficient time to see household and buddies alongside the best way with out ever feeling rushed.
We hitched up the fifth wheel and headed for the border. We had been lastly leaving New Jersey. Nothing can cease us now, the truck is filled with gasoline and I’m not stopping till it must get topped off once more, we ought to be effectively out of the “North East Area” earlier than even needing to consider stopping.
Effectively if you already know my Spouse, you already know there isn’t a restroom alongside the interstate freeway system that she hasn’t been in. A couple of half an hour into our 2 yr journey I hear the notorious, “Can we cease for espresso?”, which is Spouse Converse for “I must pee, however I do know it’s too quickly to ask to cease for that”.
As lovingly as I may, I replied “Honey, I’ve 500 horses pulling 10,000 kilos they usually ain’t stoppin for something”.
5 minutes later I used to be getting us espresso whereas she was checking off one other cease on her toilet world tour map. No massive deal, we aren’t vacation spot time primarily based anymore, we’re simply on a highway journey with no plans. No should be in a rush anymore, we’ve got the time to cease. We don’t must do a 20 hour haul from Roswell New Mexico to Las Vegas Nevada as a result of we’re delayed and our son solely has 2 weeks off of college anymore.
This primary potty break was an indication of how the subsequent month was going to go and I by no means even realized it till I used to be wanting again on the journey so far. There have been going to be numerous issues that we Knew that we had been going to need to Relearn. Far more than simply “Doug isn’t stopping till we get there”, transitioning into “Positive, we are able to cease”.
Our first 300 miles from NJ to Shenandoah River State Park ought to have taken round 5 hours. It was nearer to 7. We must always have had loads of daylight left to get parked and arrange. Once we backed into our web site, I used to be glad that I had put in additional reverse lights on the camper as a result of it was pitch black within the valley already.
The following morning, we took our canine Lagertha (lag-a-tha) for a stroll to take a look at our new again yard, and the journey switched from annoying sluggish to completely value it.
The solar rose brighter, the air smelled cleaner, even the animals had been happier right here. Or, possibly it was me. Both means, waking up within the mountains of Virginia was nonetheless higher than any morning caught at residence.
Usually we’d have completed strolling the canine after which connected and headed out on our strategy to the subsequent cease, however this time, this journey, we’re slowing issues down. We’re going to keep one other evening and simply get pleasure from not having a schedule to maintain and the truth that there isn’t any snow on the bottom.
The morning is brisk, however by the afternoon the temperature will get heat sufficient to exit and do some path mountain climbing and simply loosen up earlier than we hit the highway, not fairly 70, however nearer, and means higher than the 30 levels again residence. The next morning the temps are within the 20s, nowhere close to 70. Time to go.
Subsequent cease, Croft State Park , not tremendous removed from Greenville SC so I can see my brother and his household, who we don’t get to see fairly often in any respect. We’ve lived within the RV for nearly 6 months now, and now we’re in no rush in any respect, this leg of the journey ought to be tremendous straightforward.
Effectively, we lived within the RV stationary for six months at an RV park again in NJ, guess what we weren’t within the behavior of doing? Locking the fridge…
Know once we realized it? About 10 miles down the highway once we left Shenandoah.
Know once we discovered a spot to tug over alongside the aspect of the twisty, turning, steep mountain roads? About one other 15 miles down the highway…
So… That was cool. However, all is effectively now, again on the highway.
We spent the subsequent couple days, catching up with Mike and Jen and the children, and making up for misplaced time with the laughs we haven’t gotten to share collectively the final couple years and had an ideal stress-free go to. However, alas, its time to go once more.
Subsequent cease Charleston to go to Loretta’s greatest good friend Jenny. We’re solely staying right here two or three days too then its on to Georgia. 10 days later we’d really be on the highway.
We had a good time visiting with Jen and Brandon and the children, they usually even allow us to Moochdock of their driveway, so we’re saving a ton of cash on campsites. Loretta had been to Charleston to go to Jen previously, however I had by no means been there and didn’t thoughts the additional time testing a brand new metropolis, and with Jen and Brandon residing there, it was like having our private tour guides so we bought to see stuff some individuals would possibly miss out on.
Someplace alongside the road these 10 days, our son and his greatest good friend satisfied us to start out a youtube channel. This appears like an ideal thought! Simply shoot some video, submit it on-line, subsequent factor ya know we will probably be wealthy and well-known and residing in Ibiza. It isn’t that straightforward in any respect actually.
Don’t get me incorrect, we’re LOVING doing the movies each week, and studying new issues with the video editor, however we’re speculated to be retired now. How did our Son trick us again right into a full time job that we don’t even receives a commission for? Irrespective of, he wins this spherical, and if you wish to see a few of the cool stuff we discovered within the Charleston space, take a look at the video beneath.
We mentioned our goodbyes and bought again on the highway. We’re 2 weeks in now, and beginning actually really feel the comfort that comes with not having wherever to be and on a regular basis on the planet to get there. Our subsequent cease is in Georgia to go to our buddies Kim and Austin.
We arrange store in Excessive Falls State Park for five days. The park was stunning, there have been numerous nice trails to go mountain climbing on, the climate is beginning to be constantly hotter every single day. Issues are wanting up. We had been solely about an hour from Senoia, which is the place they movie The Strolling Lifeless, and have carried out numerous different television reveals and films, so lets go test it out.
When you haven’t been there, undoubtedly add it to you record of stops, even when you aren’t a fan of The Strolling Lifeless. The city is an ideal mix of small city and vacationer city. There’s a cool primary avenue with outlets and even a restaurant owned by Greg Nicotero and Norman Reedus from the present.
We spent the remainder of the time in Georgia hanging out with Kim and Austin, catching up on outdated occasions and making some new reminiscences. The women went out and bought their nails carried out whereas Austin and I went and had a number of drinks and checked out a brand new restaurant. Even with going out to eat a number of additional occasions the final couple weeks, we’re nonetheless on price range because of Jen letting us Moochdock, and utilizing the state parks as a substitute of RV Resorts.
That gave us an thought for our second youtube video, on easy methods to highway journey on a price range.
We wrapped up manufacturing on our second video, and began all the way down to Chewacla State Park for a number of days. There’s an ideal waterfall hike, and we are going to get to see our Nieces, and Sister in legislation. The park was superior, the examine in workers was nice, and we’re even working towards what we preach in our newest youtube video. Hell, we’re even right here forward of schedule for a change, so we’re going to have the ability to shock the women and decide them up from faculty!
As quickly as we parked, the complications began.
It took us nearly an hour simply to get the RV unhooked from the truck. The entrance jacks on the Fifth Wheel had been taking turns not working. As a substitute of lifting the entrance of the RV, they might rotate it over to at least one aspect or the opposite.
I can really feel it beginning to come again now. That stress degree and perspective of a development boss who’s crew is delayed and each time he seems round they’re all “on break” once more. A number of hammer blows to the touchdown gear and some selection phrases of encouragement, each legs lastly come down and we are able to unhook the truck. Simply need to degree it, runs the slides out and plug in. We will nonetheless make it to the varsity on time…
We change again to our regular routine. I hit the Auto Stage button. Loretta grabs the water hose, I seize the ability twine. Then we hear the beeping error from the jacks once more. Mom Fu…
Shut sufficient to degree. Run the rattling slides out and lets go.
Slides went out simply nice, we go to refill the canines water bowl and the pipes are banging like a cop serving a search warrant. The facility is flickering like we’re in the midst of a Halloween haunted home. And my persistence degree is nearing an all time low for the day.
Loretta takes the canine for a stroll and calls Kayla to let her know we lastly bought the camper and truck separated, I’ve a dialogue with our camper about how drained I’m of its bullshit immediately.
Loretta comes again and says “Kayla mentioned this was Jasons favourite place to return tenting”. Now all of it is sensible. Jason and I used to bust every others chops on a regular basis when he was nonetheless with us, and now we’re at his favourite park. I don’t put a lot inventory on this kinda factor, however after listening to that, I regarded to the sky and mentioned “Okay, you bought me bro, good one.” Every part mounted itself at that second and we haven’t had a difficulty with the RV since.
We did make it to the varsity on time to choose up the women and spent the subsequent 3 days realizing how joyful we had been we solely had one boy. My nieces ran me by means of the ringer, and the youngest one way or the other satisfied me to do gymnastic stretches together with her, I feel I’m nonetheless strolling crooked.
Once we go away right here we’re within the residence stretch on our journey all the way down to Miami for a number of weeks to flee the chilly. We’re heading south into the west aspect of Florida, then East over to St Augustine to go to with Aunt Stacy and Uncle Mark and take a look at Previous Metropolis. Once more, one other metropolis I’ve by no means been too and we’ve got private tour guides.
That is one other metropolis I might extremely advocate going to when you’ve by no means been earlier than. It’s like Pirates Of The Caribbean meets Nashville. There’s cool stuff to do for each age group within the household, and the climate is gorgeous even in January.
Throughout our tour of town, I hopped over a small guard rail to take an image and popped one thing in my knee. Now I’m doing the peg leg pirate stroll across the metropolis, the remainder of this journey ought to be enjoyable…
From right here we solely have a pair stops left. We’re heading west in direction of Tampa and stopping to go to Lorettas dad and mom alongside the best way, then on to see my cousin Katie and her husband Jimmy, and if we are able to squeeze it in, a go to with our buddies Kristen and Craig and seeing some sights across the metropolis. Then its off to Fort Myers to go to Lorettas brother Daniel and sister Rebecca and our niece and nephews.
We managed to make the schedule work to see everybody, and even squeezed in an hour to sit down on the seaside in February, as a result of when you can sit on the seaside in February, why wouldn’t you?
Know what occurs we you go from bundled up in winter garments within the north east to half bare within the decrease latitudes and neglect sunblock as a result of its February? Yup…
Irrespective of. Tomorrow we’re on the final leg, and I might somewhat be somewhat itchy from a sunburn than residence shoveling snow.
At this level we’ve got been on the highway a month and a half and each of us are wanting ahead to being stationary for a short while so we are able to simply take a minute to catch our breath and simply loosen up.
I’ll be trustworthy. We haven’t relaxed but. I don’t suppose we had been even arrange for 10 minutes earlier than our new neighbor David pointed and yelled “You guys bought winners, seize a beer and prepare” and we haven’t stopped since.
We’re right here for a month from Valentines to St Pats, we’ve bought loads of time to get some stuff carried out, can’t harm to go meet the brand new neighbors and throw some cornhole for a bit proper?
We’ve been right here 3 weeks and haven’t gotten any of our “chores” carried out but. The individuals listed below are superior, and it nearly appears like residence. All of us hang around like “regular” neighbors, and exit and do issues collectively, and meet up within the pool or the on web site tiki bar on the finish of the day and commerce tales of our adventures for the day.
We nonetheless have to verify Lagertha will get her Mother & Dad time, and her every day excursions. We had an entire record of issues we had been going to do once we bought down right here, and didn’t do a single one among them for two weeks. We had been simply having enjoyable with our new “Florida Household” and time began to get away from us.
We realized it one Saturday morning and informed ourselves we couldn’t go exterior and play with our buddies till we bought some stuff on the calendar so we’d really go examine it off. We took the subsequent 2 hours and bought some adventures lined up. Now we are able to go hang around, and we’ve got “days off” once we can go do stuff.
We now have made some superior new buddies and are actually having a good time enjoying within the Florida solar, but when there’s one factor that Life On The Street is instructing me, its that I actually miss my sofa…
Possibly the subsequent campground we are able to simply sit across the fireplace and catch our breath? Nah…
